Tonight's Top Ten

And now from the HOME OFFICE in Beautiful Wahoo Nebraska (just west of Omaha, somewhere in Middle America) comes Tonight's TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU MIGHT BE A GEEKBABE !!

Anton, a drum roll please !!

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NUMBER TEN: You wake up one morning and realize you don't own a single pair of jockey shorts!!

NUMBER NINE: You are never seen without your taped glasses and white plastic purse protector!!

NUMBER EIGHT: You're introduced to Denise and Paula and all you can think of are Amiga chips!!

NUMBER SEVEN: You can't remember if BRA is lingerie or an assembler mnemonic!!

NUMBER SIX: You keep wondering if Bill Gates is secretly one of us!!

NUMBER FIVE: You sign on the chat rooms and all you talk about is network topology and unix!!

NUMBER FOUR: You say your favorite rock band is GUNS N UNIX.

NUMBER THREE: You look for a bra in size 0x036b

NUMBER TWO: Somebody offers you a choice between a new dress and a new modem and you have to think about it for a while!!

And the NUMBER ONE SIGN THAT YOU MIGHT BE A GEEKBABE:
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Somebody asks your advice about a gender changer and you tell them to try Radio Shack!!

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